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否则渣叔……(Klopp would be if the title wasn't decided.)

SalahsFro(利物浦球迷):退守型中场右路首球,安排一个当值主裁和两边主教练漫谈的栏现在,刚说正面就是点球对吧。”

(Yeah then it is: "So is it heads or tails ?" "Heads, guess it is a penalty")

KuriousInu(未知主队球迷):扔硬币判对了的概率都比VAR高益吧。(A coin flip would get more calls right then current VAR reviewers tbh.)

“吾去下一望,以外敬意。(Literally just made a sausage sandwich with ketchup. Cheers for this.)

HandsOfSugar(未知主队球迷):吾觉得是由于你家没暗椒酱了吧。(I’ll assume you are out of brown sauce.)

digitag(曼联球迷)@ HandsOfSugar(未知主队球迷):噫~老哥口味稀奇啊。(Ahhh I see you are a gentleman of taste.)

祖马禁区内完善铲断本特克

harshmangat(曼联球迷):这本特克打字还非得望键盘。(Benteke that type of dude who cannot type without looking at the keyboard.)

ecchi_yajur(切尔西球迷):正本吾们的莫拉塔是望着键盘都会摁错键。(Morata at Chelsea the type of dude who mistypes even looking at the keyboard.)

Stooperz(切尔西球迷):只有望切尔西的比赛才能让吾在末了二相等钟菊花不息保持紧绷。(Is it even a Chelsea game if my asshole isnt clenched for the last 20mins?)

ChimneyCraft(巴西球迷):吾的更紧,同时在这别名单上的还有苏亚雷斯、布斯克茨、梅西、特尔施特根、皮克以及德容。

garethconner2(未知主队球迷):吾有一个大胆的思想……(So you're saying there's a chance..?)

PrincessXxXDiana(国米球迷):但是可交换?(but is he swappable?)

Hendrik-Cruijff(巴萨球迷):吾不爱这个话题的走向……(I don’t like where this is going...)

HacksawJimDGN(未知主队球迷):次日报纸标题“巴萨将18名一线队成员列入可营业名单”。(tomorrow's headline BARCELONA PUT 18 PLAYERS FROM THEIR FIRST TEAM SQUAD ON THE TRANSFER LIST.)

利物浦 1-1 伯恩利 

罗伯逊赛后诘问裁判组:“要你们是干嘛吃的?”

MilkyLikeCereal(博尔顿球迷):大片面主教练:吾得不准他,兄弟。(It was a defensive dribble bro.)

bonjoviworstbandever(利物浦球迷):妈妈说吾们也有伊布-阿贾克斯式的进球了。(Mom: we have Ibrahimovic Ajax goal at home.)

谢菲尔德联 3-0 切尔西

GadnukBreakerOfWrlds(枪手球迷):1-0:麦克德里克;2-0:麦克布涅;3-0:麦克德里克。切尔西:麦克尼玛啊。(1-0 : McGoldrick; 2-0 : McBurnie; 3-0 : McGoldrick. Chelsea: McFucked.)

PM_Me_British_Staff(切尔西球迷):解说员刚说:“吕迪格这脚解围‘稍显’轻率……”这简直是本世纪最保守的一句评论。(Commentator just called it 'A bit of a hash of a clearance...'Understatement of the century.)

Chaz_Carlos(枪手球迷):诙谐的退守。(Genuinely comical defending.)

jrryul(切尔西球迷)@ Chaz_Carlos(枪手球迷):吾更爱这玩意属于你们的时候。(Liked it better when that was your thing.)

DPK_11(未知主队球迷):实在不走让他们把大卫-路易斯还给你们。(They can give back David Luiz if that helps.)

AlcoholicSocks(雷特福德联球迷):自打换了赞助商,某队不是进三个就是被进三个,嗯产品展厅,左边后卫头球破门产品展厅,就像其他项现在那样。(Or better yet, the audience should be able to hear the VAR decision-making process in real-time, like in some other sports.)

ReturnOfBenjenRyan(枪手球迷):对产品展厅,吾们下周重逢!

懂球号作者:中东游侠

不代外面点

产品展厅,前利物浦队医回忆首他曾在利物浦对阵伯恩茅斯的足总杯比赛中为红军队长杰拉德缝相符私处。

nik_nak333(枪手球迷):杰拉德:“你能趁便把吾名字首字母纹在——“ 队医:“不走!”

cagey_tiger为(未知主队球迷):吾还特别专门做了一个香肠番茄酱的三明治,免得捅出什么篓子。渣叔:吾得凑近点望望。(Most managers: I better stop this in case he gets in trouble. Klopp: I’m going closer to watch.)

ZionEmbiid(炎刺球迷):这也就是冠军稳了,幸亏赞助商不是888真人赌博。(Since Chelsea swapped to the 3 sponsor, a team has scored 3 every game. Thank god it wasn't 888Casino.)

Dark_Ember(克里斯蒂安松球迷):这是本赛季切尔西对阵各支“联队”的战绩:(Chelsea vs Uniteds this league season:)

望首来他们在对付切尔西这件事上真的是“联”首来了。(It's seems like they are united against Chelsea this season.)

johncenatbh(曼联球迷):纽卡斯尔联你这个该物化的叛徒。(Newcastle u fucking cunts.)

本期的栏现在就到此为止了,在本期栏现在里,给吾菊花里放一块煤吾能保证比赛终结后还你一块钻石。(Put a coal up my ass and I guarantee you its a diamond due to how tight it was clinched.)

巴萨宣称格列兹曼是非卖品,这很利物浦。(Curled header by a left back, from the right wing,产品展厅 assisted by a CDM.)

菲尔米诺灵魂盘带

MEGAMAN2312(阿森纳球迷):在公园踢野球的人群里总有一个如许的家伙。(There's always that one guy at the park that does this.)

OfficialGloryHunter(哈德斯菲尔德球迷):这就是不望球盘带吧。(Was that the look away dribble?)

siebenedrissg(巴塞尔球迷):这是退守型盘带,自夸会催生出许多美妙的刹时。(I think the referee and the two managers should have to sit together after each match and go at it in front of the camera. Would be some great moments.)

Stuarrige(利物浦球迷):最后场面能够会比较寝陋,吾们将会和行家分享国外网友们对于近期比赛和炎点事件的吐槽。

穆里尼奥称答该让裁判在赛后面对媒体注释一下场上判罚。

iheartnoobtubes(曼城球迷):吾挑议每场比赛事后,但娱笑性一定是顶级。(Thats bound to be a terrible outcome, but great entertainment.)

EdenJ13(未知主队球迷):听首来像WWE。(Sounds like WWE.)

pennydirk(枪手球迷)@ Stuarrige(利物浦球迷):以前15年阿森纳的比赛就是如许。(You just described watching Arsenal for the last 15 years.)

paone22(切尔西球迷):吾又期待罗伊-基恩重新出山执教了。(I want Roy Keane to be a manager again now.)

jimbo_kun(匹兹堡猎犬河球迷):精彩水平会超过比赛自己。(That might get higher ratings than the match.)

sixaxis(枪手球迷):或者让现场不悦目多都能听见VAR裁决的过程,血乎刺啦一片“,就像如许:

主裁:“正面照样不和?”VAR人员:“正面

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